tour diary :: Distant Correspondent > Entry #11
Philadelphia! by EMILY
â€œWelcome to Philadelphia!â€ enthuses one of the guys from Dinowalrus. â€œThe shittiest state in the union! Can you tell?â€ Actually, itâ€™s bizarrely reminiscent of Leicester, the land-locked, post-industrial middens in which I failed to misspend my youth. Businesses of no evident purpose or productivity lapse into soot-stained senility on street after unpopulated street; the few residents who have ventured out of doors sit in depressed huddles, chain-smoking. Ah, the nostalgia. Perhaps someone will lean out of their car window and yell â€œCheer up, luv! It might never happen!â€ at me, and the illusion will be complete.
Tonightâ€™s venue, Kung-Fu Necktie, lies at the heart of this district. Itâ€™s a cool-looking place, its exterior bright with murals of all manner of birds and beasts, but given its location, thereâ€™s a collective suspicion that weâ€™ll be playing just to the other bands. If weâ€™re lucky. Inside, the Necktie has the rickety appeal of a defunct fairground fun-house. We cart the equipment up a flight of stairs in the process of subsiding into the basement to a set of rooms emblazoned with huge, garish advertisements. Behind the bar, a cartoon dog performs cunnilingus on a woman who has been severed at the waist; a tiny man attempts to climb out of the mouth of an amphetamine-crazed clown; and opposite the stage, a bedroom-eyed country girl entices connoisseurs to view retro porn â€œin throbbing colorâ€. Itâ€™s a good job this cast of unsavoury characters is present because, as weâ€™d suspected, no-one else is. At least we have Natty Bo, the beer of Margaretâ€™s teens, to temper our misgivings.
As show-time looms ever closer, the bar man, an old friend of Davidâ€™s, decides heâ€™ll have to let punters from the gig downstairs in for free if weâ€™re to have anyone watching us. Against the odds, this does the trick and by the time the first band, a punky outfit called Goner, take the stage, there is a respectable swirl of people. Goner are followed by Dinowalrus, our Old Flame label mates, who play enjoyable, synthy pop-rock, and have a vocalist who looks uncannily like Vince Noir from the surreal British comedy The Mighty Boosh. Iâ€™m very pleased that this has currency on the other side of the Atlantic. By the time itâ€™s our turn, weâ€™re all well on the way to intoxication. That Natty Bo is criminally more-ish, at least to those who like their lager to taste as much like piss as possible. Which I do. We quickly run through a sound check and conclude that thereâ€™s little that can be done to prevent us from sounding like weâ€™re playing inside a giant sock. Given that we arenâ€™t going to get crystal-clear acoustics, we decide to treat the gig as an opportunity for fun, and it certainly is. We pull ridiculous shapes, swap beers and come off the stage laughing and happy. For me at least, this is simultaneously our worst and best gig so far.
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